fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “CUSTOMER SPILLS SOMETHING.”Bottom Text: “DOESN’T TELL ANYONE.”]

Seriously??? TELL SOMEONE!!! We’d much rather clean up a small mess than have a million-dollar lawsuit hanging over our heads because someone fell on YOUR mess and breaks a hip, especially in a drug store where most of our customers are elderly.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CUSTOMER SPILLS SOMETHING.”

Bottom Text: “DOESN’T TELL ANYONE.”]

Seriously??? TELL SOMEONE!!! We’d much rather clean up a small mess than have a million-dollar lawsuit hanging over our heads because someone fell on YOUR mess and breaks a hip, especially in a drug store where most of our customers are elderly.

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did-you-kno:

Four rare white lion cubs were recently born at a circus in Munich, Germany. White lions are not albinos, they carry a recessive gene that causes white-colored fur.  Source

did-you-kno:

Four rare white lion cubs were recently born at a circus in Munich, Germany. White lions are not albinos, they carry a recessive gene that causes white-colored fur. Source

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not-cooper:

Doris lived a short but prosperous life

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misbeliefs:

me starting to like someone image

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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did-you-kno:

Scottish beer company BrewDog sold a $765-per-bottle beer that is 55% alcohol and wrapped in taxidermied roadkill.  Source

did-you-kno:

Scottish beer company BrewDog sold a $765-per-bottle beer that is 55% alcohol and wrapped in taxidermied roadkill. Source

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Cookie cake! 

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onlylolgifs:

Pug goes crazy in his first ball pit!

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did-you-kno:

A preserved and intact dinosaur that weighed 65 tons, 7 times as much as a T-Rex, was recently discovered in southern Patagonia. Due to its size, scientists named it Dreadnoughtus, which means “fearer of nothing.”  Source

did-you-kno:

A preserved and intact dinosaur that weighed 65 tons, 7 times as much as a T-Rex, was recently discovered in southern Patagonia. Due to its size, scientists named it Dreadnoughtus, which means “fearer of nothing.” Source

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hitrecord:

“half”

hitrecord:

half

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"A memorial erected in Vancouver sparked controversy because it was dedicated to “all women murdered by men”, which critics say implies all men are potential murderers.[79] As a result, women involved in the project received death threats[…]."

wikipedia page for the École Polytechnique massacre

men are violent against women, and when women point this out, they are threatened with more violence

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thedesolationofangels:

I LOVE HOW THE ORPHAN BLACK DVD LISTS TATIANA MASLANY 5 TIMES IN JUST THE SUMMARY

thedesolationofangels:

I LOVE HOW THE ORPHAN BLACK DVD LISTS TATIANA MASLANY 5 TIMES IN JUST THE SUMMARY

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